do I trust this postage due, to deliver my heart to you.

"We wondered if maybe you could put the shirt under a navy blue blazer with a mini skirt and ripped tights and it would look not just passable, but really amazing.

Then we wondered about the existence of Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny.

Then we wondered what Shia LeBeouf is doing at this very exact second.

Then we went blind, because, let’s face it, that t-shirt is really, really neon."