if it's a play on words then please explain exactly why you set me up only to let me down.

I woke up starving this morning.

large bowl of cereal and coffee and a chocolate biscuit.


then I was starving again like an hour and a half later.
so i got burger king.

fries and a loaded steakhouse burger (the one with the mashed potatoes on it)
and i ate the entire thing.. then i had an ice cream cone.


i'm going on a diet. that's all there is to it. my parents are getting to me.